The Funny History of Haircutting Revealed

Is Haircutting Difficult? Why & How Shouldfights - a nasty habit we haven't given up upon!
You Cut Off Perfectly Good Hair? Hair usuallyWhat a relief it must have been to have had the
grows at a rate of maximum 2cm per month, onscissors invented!
the head- unless you are bold. In the past, caveHome Haircutting, as you see, goes back far and
people did not cut their hair. They lacked the toolsis very varied in technique. Eventually, more
and the reason to do so. After all, hair and bodyhumane and painless ways were discovered to
hair is warming and comforting - unless you havecut hair off.
lice crawling in it! Long messy and wild hair can bePeople, like the unlucky inventor Jacob L Kleinman,
not only used as a comfortable cushion, but alsoinnovated electric razors and shavers. The
serves as an excellent method of hiding largeinvention of hair-cutters/ shavers enabled men to
sections of an ugly face!have short cropped haircuts safely and easily. This
Long hair needs much care and maintenance toalso signaled the end of the era of long hairdos
keep it tangle free. Since they had no combs,(and the wasting of good flour) for men. The
shampoos nor hair-conditioners back then, you20th century dawned on short male haircuts and
can well imagine what an itchy mess their head ofhairstyles, until the 60's, when happy Hippie days
hair was. At some point the early man realized itcame along and brought back long hairstyles to
would be far more useful to get rid of the hair,men.
and avoid getting stuck in the bush, while chasingWomen and Haircutting
after his pray or woman.Women also have a long haircutting history worth
You see, long hair, although beautiful, can bementioning. In short.
perilous for a man when he's engaged in a fight orFashion has always dictated to women how their
combat, as his enemy can grab him by the hair.hair should look and they cut the hair accordingly.
It is also a highly dangerous practice for youngWomen seem to think that obeying
girls to have long hair if they ride a bicyclefashion-makers' demands, even if it makes you
(Therefore, in some caring countries girls arelook terrible, is the best way to look attractive
forbidden to ride bikes), or if they go to a schooland catch a husband.
where they might get their hair pulled. We seeIt is only in recent decades that women have
the reason-ability of some religious demands forexperienced haircutting freedom. Nowadays any
cutting off the hair of married women, or ofhaircut hairstyle goes: Short haircuts, medium
covering up the hair and thus keeping its bearerhaircuts, long haircuts and bobs. Some celebrity
free of grievous bodily harm.females experience great stress these days, as
Adult women who engage in spaghetti-baththe lack of one precise haircut hairstyle is their
combat, a practice rumored to occur in Northernruin; driven half mad with daily hair-styling
Australian outback, usually prefer to have veryinnovation-demanding expectations, this hairstyle
short hairstyles or wear a wig.freedom soon turns into a hell-hag desire for
Nonetheless, long hair is very useful forcutting off all that lovely hair and opting for the
conservative and worried parents of teen-agedbold look. Avoid this sad hairy fate by remaining a
girls, who wish to make sure their child does nothappy common nobody and by knowing in
sneak out at nights to meet a secret boyfriend;advance what hairstyle suits you before you do
They can simply knot their child to the bedpostany haircutting or styling you'll regret.
using her own hair.Bold hairstyle undoubtedly has its benefits - no
Until our forefathers had figured out how to cuttime wasted, saves you money and it's a lice free
hair, they had to braid, weave or dread-lockcertificate. Early Egyptians were wig-wearing
(messy knotted hair) their hair. Observing ourbaldies. In hot climates and temperaments it is
contemporary siblings with their moderneasier to cool off your hot head when you're bald.
dreadlocks, one immediately connects with anIt is also a great way for any real loyal wife to
overpowering compulsory desire to quickly learnshow her total identification with her husband, as
how to cut hair.the years pass his hair away.
The first known haircutting practices wereWho is to Blame? Women are those who usually
home-haircutting. Since we have no eye-witnesscut their kids' and their husbands' hair off - if they
accounts of the methods used to cut hair backhave no money (you see, it's their husband's fault)
then, we must use our good reason and richor access to a hairdresser. This is a high risk
imagination; Most probably the early man triedundertaking, known to cause wide-spread misery
haircutting using a sharpened stone as the tool ofin the population and multitude of hair-trauma
choice, hacking at the hair. This must've been theincidents. Hair trauma is not necessarily negative,
early prototype of the infamous guillotine.as it provides jobs for mental-counselors and
In less technically advanced societies theyadsense income for webmasters, however, if left
probably resorted to letting nature handle the hair,untreated, it breeds further hair-trauma practices
by outsourcing the job to wild rats, who cheweddown the generations.
some hair off while the hair-afflicted individualWomen who wish to be loved and admired by
unsuspectingly slept on the ground... Or perhapstheir family and friends would be advised to seek
they had engaged in hair-removal parties alsoprofessional help in the form of a haircutting
known as hair-pulling (i.e., "unsolicited haircutting")eBook. It is also a great gift of love and peace!