Nine Hidden Dangers Of Wasting Your Time, Effort and Sanity On Nickel-and-Dime Cheapstake Buyers

There are some buyers out there whothe price you have to flinch and the seller is likely
understand value but there are many of themto reduce the price. Yes, likely, but who says that
who understand only price. A few years agoyou have to be a typical "likely" seller. When the
when I was doing a course for my Certifiedbuyer flinches you can also recommend an
Management Consultant accreditation, I had someappointment with a neurologist. Check what the
debates with one of the instructors. He keptbuyer's step is to this. Or if you're not sure what
saying that my idea about value was a delusion,to say, just say what - according to Alan Weiss -
and the reality of consulting was the number ofcan be said in almost any situation: "What's your
hours I spent working with the client. His idea waspoint?" You will see some major league
that clients must be able to derive huge valueback-pedalling on the buyer's end. After all, they
from my services, but I could only get paid forexpect you to argue and defend yourself and
the number of hours I actually worked becauseyour fees.But defence can be dangerous, as
of the obscure nature of "value".I may be wrong,General Patton explained in his address to his
and unlike him, I don't have an MBA, but I believetroops in England, on 5th June 1944."I don't want
if the client derives huge value from my help, ato get any messages saying, 'I am holding my
deserve more than a competitive(ly low) hourlyposition.' We are not holding a Goddamned thing.
rate. I got into business to overcome the typicalLet the Germans do that. We are advancing
wage slave syndrome as an employee, and itconstantly and we are not interested in holding
would be plain silly to become a self-employedonto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are
wage slave. I also believe that I shouldn't begoing to twist his balls and kick the living shit out
penalised just because I don't take much time andof him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation
effort to create that new value for the client.1.is to advance and to keep on advancing
Nickel-And-Dimers Waste A Hell Of A Lot Ofregardless of whether we have to go over,
Your Time Have you ever noticed how easy it isunder, or through the enemy. We are going to go
to come to agreement with prospective buyersthrough him like crap through a goose; like shit
who actually have an intention to change and nowthrough a tin horn!" I believe in win-win situations,
is just looking for a fit with a consultant withbut you can create win-win only with win-win
whose help and guidance to go through thepeople. It's a mentality. I also believe that you
changing process?Now contrast this tohave the right to - figuratively speaking of course
Nickel-And-Dimers, who want to make sure all Ts- wipe the floor with buyers who are pushing
are crossed and all Is are dotted even beforeyou.The other problems is the so-called
making a shred of commitment.When Carlsatisfaction. And Nickel-And-Dimers usually have a
Rogers, a pioneer in social psychology was askedvery twisted notion of satisfaction. They believe
about the most important aspect of humanthat if they buy a car from you, it is their
interaction when there is a strong difference ofstatutory right to receive free driving lessons
opinions, he said this: "Unconditional positive regardfrom you and at the end of the day you pay for
for the other person. It's about holding the othertheir driving licences. Then they try to convince
person in a positive light and assuming that his/heryou that it is also your duty to service that car
interest is for the best interest of the discussionfor free until you die.As Jim Rohn says, "Liars lie,
and the relationship, regardless of what thecheaters cheat and the perplexed are always
person actually believes at that moment."A fewperplexed." And complainers always complain. The
months ago the business development managertendency for complaining is more than skin-deep.
of a web design firm told me "I've forgottenJust think of a tiger. It's not just the fur that's
more about marketing than you will ever learn. Istriped, so is the skin. And it's striped in the same
just don't have time to do it." Yet, instead ofpattern. You can hardly change that. Then let's
implementing proper marketing (which he'sstop trying.5. Nickel-And-Dimers Prevent You
apparently a master of), his firm peddles itsFrom Attracting Great Clients Nickel-And-Dimers
services using three call centres (Los Angeles,take up so much of your time and effort that it
India and China) to cold call harass people to findcan prevent you from attracting great clients.
new business. It seems the worstThere are several facets of this problem. One is
underperformers claim to know the most aboutthat they demand so much of your time and
everything.Remember, low-level prospects usuallyattention that you simply have no time left to
drop to an even lower level as clients. Send themdiligently execute your marketing plan. For a while
on their way with an imaginary recreational kick inyour practice is carried forward by momentum
their butts, and move on with a lesson learnt.2.from past clients, but since you're not planting
Nickel-And-Dimers Like Bragging About Thetoday, tomorrow's harvest is doubtful.
Special Deals They've Received A few years agoThe other problem is that the quality of your
a friend of mine worked with a largeservice falls. One reason for that is now your
manufacturing company, and some six years latertime is occupied by taking remedial action to
that manufacturing company referred one of theirplease Nickel-And-Dimers. And this action not only
vendors to my friend. Yes, the manufacturingeats up your time, but also eats you up
company was a Nickel-And-Dimer and they wereemotionally. And the real problem is that you act
bragging to their vendors that with the rightout these emotional problems on great clients.
pressure they could arm-twist my friend to giveYes, you may want to argue here, but don't. Life
them very very good per diem rates. Theis holistic and non-compartmentalised. If you're
vendor expected my friend to give the per diemhurt, then you will show that hurt feeling both at
rate he was charging the manufacturing companywork and at home. Personally I wouldn't want to
six years before. It was a retarded situation. Hebe operated on by a surgeon whose teenage
was given a fait accompli: "Either you give us thedaughter has just run away with the Hell's Angels,
same rate you gave them or you're out." Andor whose family dog has just been eaten by a
sadly my friend did, simply because the immediatecrocodile in the back garden swimming pool.Clients
smell of money was more attractive than thecome to you not merely for the service you
gut-wrenching stench of a slowly decomposingprovide (accounting, doctoring or lawyering). They
project that was waiting for him down thecome to you for the overall experience. And
road.And it was waiting all right. The clientexperience is a highly emotional thing. If you're on
demanded detailed reports on everything. Myan emotional roller coaster, your clients receive a
friend had to write reports on report, memos androller coaster of an experience. It is your job to
meetings. He had to document every second ofkeep yourself on even keels, so your clients
his time. Really. The client demanded a time sheetreceive a consistent experience with you.6.
from him in 15-minute segments. He would hand inNickel-And-Dimers Like Delaying and Forgetting
the time sheet and the client would decide whichPayments Now you've secured everything. Really.
segments got paid and which got deleted. OnThe fat is in the fire, the die is cast, the gun is
average, 35% of his time sheet got unpaid. Whenloaded, the fuse is burning, the sausage is sizzling,
he asked the client why, the client just shrugged,the stew is simmering, the jig is up, the fate is
"I don't think it was necessary for the project."sealed, the stamp is licked, the goose is cooked
Imagine, here is this egotistical, stupid idiot whoand even the cat is out of the bag. It's time for
hasn't been able to solve his problem for himself,payment. And this is where the trouble
and then when the hired help does the work, hestarted.Nickel-And-Dimers left their wallets at
decides what's needed and what's not.Thehome, they have to check the price with their
problem is that when Nickel-And-Dimers brag,spouses, dogs, cats or the spirit of their long-dead
they don't brag about the great service they'veparrots. All in all, by now they've got everything
just received. No! They brag about how cheap thethey wanted from you, and as far as they're
service was. And just as birds of the featherconcerned, you burn in one of the most
flock together, so do Nickel-And-Dimers. So, ifpestilential pits of hell in screaming agony, before
you accept work with one of these businessthey give you even a penny.Of course there are
cretins, rest assured that you will be favourablycases when Nickel-And-Dimers actually start
inducted into the world if Nickel-And-Dimers, andworking with you. You were generous and
many of them want your help. And from here ontrusting enough to give them instalment
it's a downwards spiral. Bad projects attract eachpayments. But the payments are not coming. The
other. The world will soon know that you're thecheques seem to be in the mail every time you
Nickel-And-Dimers specialist and more of them willcall but never seem to arrive. Then they get
come.I believe money is the walk of the talk.irritated by your calls to collect your money and
When you ask people to invest in their ownthreaten you that unless you stop making these
futures, you quickly learn how serious they"collecting" calls, they simply cancel the project
actually are by whether or not they cough up theand you'll never see your money.A few years
dough.3. Nickel-And-Dimers Ruin Your Marketago I started working with a high-tech firm and
Reputation And Your Credibility In The Eyes Ofthe very first cheque the president wrote me
Great Clients While Great Clients andbounced. When I asked him what happened, he
Nickel-And-Dimers hardly ever flock together, still,told me that he suddenly took all the money
Great Clients can hear from the good dealsfrom the company's bank account to put down
Nickel-And-Dimers got cut for themselves. Howthe downpayment on a new BMW. When I asked
do you think it will impact the perception Greathim when I could expect a real cheque, he went
Clients have about these deal-cutters. Why doon his usual delusional journey about bills and
you think people haggle with car salespeople andexpenses and tough times. When I asked him
realtors but not with lawyers or doctors?Carabout why he bought the car, he said it was a
salespeople and realtors are notorious for "cuttingspecial deal and he just couldn't resist.So, here is
deals": "Buy now and I'll give you a special deal." Inthis guy with two cars in the driveway and no
spite of the "special deal", most people hate thismoney in the company's kitty. And he's just too
approach because they know what the specialbusy hiding from his vendors and dodging
deal really is: No big deal. Just a previously inflatedpayments.7. Nickel-And-Dimers Demand Huge
price shrunk back to normal with lots of fanfareUpfront Commitments From You Before They
and manipulation.My friend, Katie (not her realCommit To Projects Nickel-And-Dimers expect
name) is a web designer. She got a call from Fredyou to jump through many loops before they
on a web design project. With lots of pep talk andmake, not even a commitment, but a mere
promises on future projects, Fred convinced Katiedecision. Just think. The ultimate Nickel-And-Dimers
to design a site with a serious drop on her fees.are governments. Have you ever checked their
Fred manipulated her by telling her how good thisretarded processes of hiring consultants? A few
would be for her portfolio. By the way, I'veyears ago a colleague, to the demand of her local
always believed that this "portfolio stuff" is highlygovernment in order to win the contract, dropped
overrated. Smart clients want to see value notall her clients. She started working on the
portfolios. Well, she accepted the deal. And thengovernment contract and then two months later
two more.Then she found out that Fred was justthe committee pulled the plug on the project. We
a broker between her and some real buyers. Fredknow that the most amount of work goes into
knew that the lower price he could demand fromprojects right at the beginning. Nevertheless, after
Katie, the more money he would pocket. I haveputting in all the initial work, all she got paid was a
nothing against brokers per se. I too brokerpro rated hourly fee.But at least that was paid
projects here and there. Over the years, thanksfor. But she was expected to climb the proverbial
to my military training, skydiving and othermountain of broken glass and rusty nails barefoot
experiences, I've become a damn good projectand butt-naked just to win the contract. And she
manager and I have an innate talent to haveeven relinquished all her clients for this "big gig".
people work together as a - real - team towardsAnd the big gig bombed miserably. Then it took
a common objective, so I co-ordinate largeher a good six months of living on her savings to
high-stake projects with functional experts. But Iget some clients back.So, be very careful about
do have a problem that the greedy bastard Fredwhat sort of commitments you make upfront.
increased his money by lying to a good designerMake sure that every commitment is a mutual
about future projects.And rest assured that Fredcommitment. For instance, if the prospect
will brag to his friends, that "If you need arequests a proposal from you to think more
super-cheap web designer, let me know. Myabout it, then ask for a small payment, which
contact is super-cheap and super-good." Yes, shelater you can lump into the project. The payment
is super-cheap because she was manipulated byshows the prospect is serious.8. Nickel-And-Dimers
this scumbag, and she is super-good becauseDemand Extensive Proposals Just To Steal Your
doing excellent work is part of her DNA. ByIntellectual Property For In-House Implementation
genetic design she doesn't rest until she producesNickel-And-Dimers tend to call it the bidding
"WOW!" calibre work. And these are the peopleprocess but realistically it's nothing more than
slime balls like Fred are seeking for "contracteuphemism for the theft of your intellectual
work".Then she participated in my Fee Audit andproperty. These people demand detailed
Protection Plan programme and learnt that clientsinformation on everything and then with your
don't pay for portfolios but for value. With thisinformation they often go to the lowest bidder
realisation Fred was immediately out of thefor implementation.Just think about the typical
picture.4. Nickel-And-Dimers Do Most Of Therequest for Proposal (RFP). It gives you a detailed
Complaining About You And Your Servicesguideline on how to write that proposal. So, the
Nickel-And-Dimers are extremely good atRFP creates a level playing field where are unique
complaining. They keep nudging you that theyvalue is cut out of services and bidders are
could get the same service next door a lotcompleting purely on price. And RFPs usually
cheaper. Well, if they could, they wouldn't bespecify very expensive and detailed proposals. A
arguing with you. They would go and get thatproposal I've seen lately started with a 21-page
cheaper service. But that cheaper service won'texecutive summary. The whole proposal was 410
be the same.There are some common factors inpages. The appendix section was a separate
projects. Two of them are are...document some 700 pages long. Can you imagine
how many hours it takes to create such a
Certainty of successful completionmonster? And who's going to read it all. Maybe a
Velocity of progresscivil servant who has nothing else to do anyway.9.
And your fee is a reflection of these twoNickel-And-Dimers Never Become Repeat Clients
elements. The funny thing is thatAnd Never Refer You Anyone This is just a
Nickel-And-Dimers want to maximise both factorsforegone conclusion from the previous points.
while minimising your fees.If I want to travel fromThey create a pretty relationship dynamic and
New York to Los Angeles, I can take differentblame you for everything. So, it's just normal that
options. The option with the lowest investmentthey spread only bad words about you and your
can be a pair of running shoes. That will give me aservices. What else can they do? What they don't
certain velocity of progress and certainty ofrealise is that they are the only rotten apple in a
arrival. But if I invest in a plane ticket, I increasewhole barrel of good apples (great clients). And as
both the velocity of progress and certainty ofwe all know even one bad apple can spoil the
arrival. I, the buyer, can choose which option towhole barrel.Summary So, what is the lesson
take and I get what I paid for.And of course thishere? Sometimes it's worth negotiating, reasoning
complaining can go as far as the courtroom. Whenand explaining things to people but reasoning with
these people make up their minds to get fullNickel-And-Dimers is the same as wrestling with a
refund on a project that failed (over 90% ofpig. You get dirty and the pig won't enjoy it
failed consulting projects fail because of clients'either.It's the same as trying to negotiate with
diminishing commitment - Dr. Edgar Schein,Hitler about world domination. No. Instead of
Process Consultation), they stop at nothing toarguing and reasoning, the Allies shoved a bomb
blame their consultants and are willing to go toup his butt and blew him and his empire to hell.
any length to recover their investments.StudiesNow I don't suggest that you do that to your
done by McKinsey & Co also indicate that...Nickel-And-Dimers, but you're free to walk away,
saving your sanity and start with a clean slate and
75% of solutions don't return a profit to thelive another day.And what is the other option?
buying companyYou can try to please Nickel-And-Dimers and
50% of solutions don't deliver the expected valuethey'll consume your life. They are the people
who just take, take and take some more. And
Now referring back to Dr. Schein's research, weyou may try to be the good-hearted Samaritan,
can see that more often than not it is clients whobut eventually you get run to the ground and
disallow consultants to deliver the value that wasresentment starts kicking in. As the former UN
laid out in the agreements.General Secretary, Dag Hammarskjold once said,
Nickel-And-Dimers complain because to them this"It is more noble to give yourself to one individual
is negotiation and they feel this is the only way tothan labour diligently for the salvation of the
get a fair deal. They learnt in some Arab bazaarmasses." Being a Nickel-And-Dimer is a serious
that haggling is part of life and without hagglingdisease, and most of us are not qualified
they would be taken for a ride. So, they apply(hopefully not interested either) to cure these
what they've learnt: "C'mon man, you can dohopelessly lost souls. The best we can do is just
better than that" or "Is this your best price". Theto avoid them with amazing accuracy and move
funny thing is that when you start taking valueon with our own lives.Organisational Provocateur
elements out of your agreement, they screamTom "Bald Dog" Varjan of Dynamic Innovations
like the proverbial stuck pig. They want it all andSquad helps providers of professional services to
they want it now but at a lower price.Inachieve the income and lifestyle levels they desire
negotiation the experts teach that upon hearingthrough high-trust high-impact client relationships.