Guide to Dummy Books for Dummies

You've arrived just in time! You're here, so Iunsure of step number one, refer to the first
assume you're wanting to better yourself andparagraph, shown above. If you're not confident
expand your mind -- and not through drugs, butyou can find it, simply start reading this article
through reading. I'm so excited for you! I'll do thefrom the beginning and you will shortly find the
best I can to help you buy your Dummy Book,answer you're looking for. After you have
and I'll be extra careful to use simple words andcompleted step one and are at the bookstore,
letters from the alphabet.The first thing you havelook for a book with a word in the title that
to do is decide on what you'd like to learn about.matches the word in your mind. For example, if
It's an important first step in choosing youryou would like to learn about knitting, do not take
Dummy Book. If you go into a store, secure inthe book Italian for Dummies. If you would like to
the knowledge that you already know what you'dlearn personal financing, pick out Personal Financing
like to learn about, it will give you a feeling offor Dummies and not The Bible for Dummies. If
confidence. You'll be able to pick out a book inyou're having trouble reading the title, I strongly
under fifteen minutes, lift it off the shelf withsuggest looking for something with the letters
your right or left hand, walk over to the checkoutE-N-G-L-I-S-H in the title.The last thing to
stand, reach for your wallet, pull money out ofremember is also important: Make sure the book
your wallet, pay for the book, and then walk out,you're buying is a For Dummies book. Do not
insert your key into the lock of your car, thenpurchase Moby Dick, a Spider-Man comic book, or
into the ignition, then drive out of the parking lot,a coffee cup. I know this may all seem very
take a left turn, right turn, go straight for threeconfusing, but if you're still wallowing in self-doubt,
miles, then another right turn, stopping when youdon't be afraid to ask a trusted friend or family
see red lights, and continuing when you see green.member for help.--
Keep in mind these directions will not apply toAndy Alt
everyone. If you're unsure of how to get home,Mental Dimensions
ask a friend or a neighbor. There is also a book
available to help you -- Yellow Lights forA humor column for people who enjoy
Dummies.The second key factor in purchasing aobservational humor, political farce, comedy
Dummy Book is that it should match the subjecteditorials, satire and spoof, along with an
you decided upon in step number one. If you'reoccasional dose of non humor.